No, I will not laugh at you because that is the narrative that has been created. And people are carried along.
Let me give an example. There is a law against rape. Does that mean you are worried that any woman can file a rape case against you? You aren't because while technically any woman can accuse any man of rape, there is a medico-legal procedure to determine if rape took place and if the accused is the guilty party. Now all we want is that that law against rape, which previously exempted marital rape, now include it. That's all.
If you want sex and she doesn't, you discuss it and decide. Rape is only if against her protest you force yourself on her. After she files a case, she will still have to price it was non consentual and forced. There will be medical evidence, including laceration.